why me

dreaming of screaming.

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davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via throws-booty-everywhere)

perriwinkle:

*knits myself a thong*

(via uglysauros)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via cramp)

Alex “probably calls it ‘The Google’ ” Turner (via alexturner)

(Source: arcticmonkeysus, via no01partyblog)

Tell me about The Twitter, Fearne!

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

(via cramp)

awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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(Source: alienfucks, via ruinedchildhood)

askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

(via dogsandspace)

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